I WENT DRINKING WITH MY MOM'S CPA FIRM ON TAX DAY

They can "party"
  1. Competitor firms showed up
    "Oh I heard 'so and so' is here."
  2. Bets on what the IRS would return some clients
    10%! No definitely 12%!
  3. My mom cracked a glass and told her partners she shattered it aka she's a "badass"
  4. Office competition emerged with how many beers you could consume
  5. Premium alcohol was served
    🙏
  6. Got hit on by the recent college grad and "new guy"
  7. My mom asked why it was so loud
    Your firm picked the cool 20-something bar, Mom. (So happy for that choice btw)
  8. Compared times of when they finished all their clients' work
    This was a 10+ minute conversation. More vodka, please.
  9. Office gossip
    "I asked her to review ONE return."
  10. I drank 3+ very strong vodka sodas like a basic
    Only way I got through
  11. "Thank God this shit is over."