1. Microwaves cheese on a plate then eats it
  2. Buys all her food in bulk from Costco, including produce
  3. Hangs clothes over her toilet
  4. Steals honey packets from local coffee shops for personal use
  5. Regularly stays up all night just because
  6. Puts red pepper flakes and hot sauce on everything
  7. She's an amazing person and am so lucky to have found her