WORST THINGS YOU CAN HEAR AT AN APPLE STORE

Basically happening in real time
  1. "Your warranty expired in July of last year."
  2. "A new trackpad will cost you $220 not including tax."
  3. "Yeah... you're going to have to completely replace it."
  4. "There isn't really anything we can do."
  5. Did you get AppleCare?
    Suggested by   @sarahyuro