THINGS I'VE TEXTED MY MOTHER THIS WEEK
it's srsly only tuesday?
- •"r u suuuure ya want me to rip up that check u sent?"miscommunication between the 'rents--dad had already sent me emergency ca$h. mom requested I rip her check up. WAIT BUT WHY THO 😩
- •"gurl what does bronchitis sound like??!"because she's less likely than web MD to tell you ur on the verge of death 💀
- •"love u. emailed my therapist btw"being 25 is weird guys.
- •"2 weeks clean lolllll"when ur mom is worried about you "smoking gandalfs pipe"
- •"can u send me my dehydrator? and like $500 lol jk?"priorities
- •"I'm an adult baaaaaby"I think they say 'self-awareness is next to godliness' p close anyway 🙃