Arguments I Have Had With My Girlfriend

  1. 1.
    Mark Wahlberg's acting ability and choices of roles
    why doesn't she just fucking marry Mark Wahlberg
  2. 2.
    Goddamnit Janina I have two degrees in linguistics I think I know the difference between a phone and a phoneme
    I was wrong
  3. 3.
    Whether or not ghosts instinctively know that other ghosts are ghosts
    after half an hour of this bullshit she said it "didn't matter" because "ghosts aren't real" and went to sleep