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- •[insert] is a bag of dicks
- •I love Obama!
Woke up slightly hungover, after an evening with my best friend. She was gracious enough to drive me home, after crashing on her couch. Some highlights:
- •Stealing her phone, updating her Facebook status telling the world how much I inspire her.
- •Adding new searches on her Pinterest page, including "removing facial hair."
- •Reprogramming her car radio to talk radio and mariachi stations.
- •Hanging out with a BFF who tolerates me. 😉