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  1. [insert] is a bag of dicks
  2. I love Obama!
  3. FUUUUUUCK
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Woke up slightly hungover, after an evening with my best friend. She was gracious enough to drive me home, after crashing on her couch. Some highlights:
  1. Stealing her phone, updating her Facebook status telling the world how much I inspire her.
  2. Adding new searches on her Pinterest page, including "removing facial hair."
  3. Reprogramming her car radio to talk radio and mariachi stations.
  4. Hanging out with a BFF who tolerates me. 😉