THINGS MY SON HAS SAID
- •Hey! I forgot I had those little balls.Somersaulting naked on the bed
- •Leave me in the car. Maybe I'll get a chance to use my fighting skills.Trying to convince me to leave him in the car while I ran into the store.
- •You know I don't speak Latin. I don't speak Vietnamese, either.His reply to me saying Good Morning in Dutch.
- •I have a quiz for you. BUUURRPP. What did that taste like?After his Dad said "I have a quiz for you. What's that place over there called?"
- •You're a namist.When I said Curtis was a dumb name.