THINGS MY SON HAS SAID

  1. Hey! I forgot I had those little balls.
    Somersaulting naked on the bed
  2. Leave me in the car. Maybe I'll get a chance to use my fighting skills.
    Trying to convince me to leave him in the car while I ran into the store.
  3. You know I don't speak Latin. I don't speak Vietnamese, either.
    His reply to me saying Good Morning in Dutch.
  4. I have a quiz for you. BUUURRPP. What did that taste like?
    After his Dad said "I have a quiz for you. What's that place over there called?"
  5. You're a namist.
    When I said Curtis was a dumb name.