I was told to cultivate a brand, but I couldn't pick just one
- •young person who drives a Buickalways so nice to see the mechanic look confused when they call out "Park avenue" at the car place and I walk up to claim my car
- •Distracteralso, distracted (for the record, I'm also productive and do my work) I blame g-chat
- •big fan of peanut m&mssee: 10000 receipts from the snack bar at the office
- •bad at Twittersorry
- •a "liberal communist rag"ah, yes, I am a member of the "biased liberal media"