I was told to cultivate a brand, but I couldn't pick just one
  1. young person who drives a Buick
    always so nice to see the mechanic look confused when they call out "Park avenue" at the car place and I walk up to claim my car
  2. Distracter
    also, distracted (for the record, I'm also productive and do my work) I blame g-chat
  3. big fan of peanut m&ms
    see: 10000 receipts from the snack bar at the office
  4. bad at Twitter
  5. a "liberal communist rag"
    ah, yes, I am a member of the "biased liberal media"
  6. Giphy