she's the best
- •"I'm trolling to see if (publishing company *redacted*) has had any layoffs"
- •"I'm not all here today, I've had too much exercise"we've all been there
- •"Can I talk to you later? I'm listening to Serial"only home for a weekend....but whatever works for you!
- •"Play monster mash! Mindy Kaling played it on her show!"
- •Daughter #2: "here's my question: you know those planes that are going straight up into the air with the smoke behind them? What are those?" Mom: "STD's! ... wait no"
- •"Pipe cleaners are a must for this"Halloween advisement
- •*scrolling through her contacts* "I have Luisa's (pizza), Paco's Tacos, I need to add Maharani (Indian food)..."takeout at her fingertips
- •Mom: (8 pm on a Sunday) "Today has not felt like a Saturday all day. It feels like Sunday" India: "today is Sunday"Suggested by @india