PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR

most of these are food related
  1. "I made you a veggie burger"
    Things could not get worse.
  2. I don't think I can go out for brunch
    Suggested by   @aliciarichards
  3. "We're out of all the chocolate flavors"
    Ben and Jerry's you have betrayed me
    Suggested by   @india
  4. "Ten items or less at this aisle"
    Suggested by mom
    Suggested by   @india
  5. "I think it's fleas"
    nothing prepares you for this day; things got worse.