REASONS I LOVE MY BED

My bed is my favorite place to be, and here are a few reasons why
  1. I can do most all things I would ever need to do in my lifetime while in my bed
    Sleep, eat, watch tv, procreate...
  2. Soft things
    Blankets, sheets, pillows, humans, etc.
  3. PILLOWS.
  4. I am tired approximately 98% of the day
    And the other 2% I have to pee
  5. It's there for me no matter wuttttt is happening
  6. I'm thinking about my bed at least 100% of the time, all the time
  7. Depending on the day (or month) it will serve as everything from hibernation chamber, to weekend companion to boyfriend to desk to entertainment center to dining table to gym to winter reprieve or summer escape. I love my bed.