These make me cry inside. But they'll probably make you laugh. Told you humans enjoy watching others suffer.
- •Pad SlipLast spring I went to the trampoline park. And, being a girl, I wore a sports bra. Being the vain #ittybittytittycomittee idiot that I am, I put two pads in the bra. Well, not in the bra, but just slipped 'em between me and the bra. I went and talked to this guy. I had no romantic interest in him whatsoever - just a note. As I walked away k noticed my pad and come up above the hem of my shirt. I'm pretty sure he saw it. Reeeally embarrassing.
- •When someone walks in on you in the bathroomI'm not going to mention every time. There's been a lot. But it's awkward for everybody: you and the person you walked in on. And a lot of times I'm standing in the mirror - fixing my hair or whatever - and they think I'm taking nudes or something. You can tell because of the way they look away in shock and horror. You just can. It's not fun.
- •Gymnastics WedgiesIf you are/were a gymnast you'll know this one. You're doing your floor routine, and your Leo goes up your butt. Points get deducted if you pull it out. By the time I was through with my routine, I had flashed the whole gym.