suggestions welcome :)
  1. "you're probably a hufflepuff"
    this is so rude
  2. "i bet her therapist doesn't even like her"
  3. "you're a fuccboi"
  4. "stop being such a bro"
  5. You think you're 👐🏼🙌🏼🙏🏼👏🏽 but you're really 🙈💨😒🚽
    Suggested by @evanp
  6. Why aren't you at a Nickelback show?
    Suggested by @listerine86