RIDICULOUS ULTIMATUMS I HAVE FOR DATING

if you haven't ______, we can't date.
  1. read all of the harry potter books
    are you even a person?
  2. watched all of the fast & furious movies
    they are amazing and if you haven't even watched them i am not sure this can go on for much longer. i live my life a quarter mile at a time. THIS IS BRAZIL
  3. raved
    this is slightly more negotiable; even being open to that experience is important to me since it's a part of my past that's made me who i am today
  4. watched mean girls
    none for gretchen wieners...AND you