these are so first world problems and i don't even care
  1. cramps/pms
    seriously. dudes, you don't even understand how fucked up it is...
  2. overeating and the stomachache that comes after
    akin to pumping more gas into your vehicle after the stopper has gone off
  3. comedowns
  4. when all of your friends are at a music festival that you are supposed to be at, and you are not there
    fomo to the fucking fullest