and the ridiculous things that come out of my/their mouth during these arguments. context: i'm 26 and haven't lived at home in years. i am an only child with overprotective asian parents. SUGGESTIONS 100% WELCOME PLS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
  1. room cleanliness
    "cleanliness is next to godliness." "IF I WASN'T LIVING AT HOME YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW MY ROOM WAS MESSY"
  2. clothing propriety
    "please do not wear those shorts to the driving range" "IT'S 80° OUT" "wear jeans."
  3. curfews
    no real arguments, just judgment the next morning because they knew i came home at 3AM.
  4. drinking
    "you shouldn't have more than two glasses of wine" *pours another wine glass for myself staring intently into mom's eyes*
  5. online subscriptions
    "why do you need amazon prime or netflix?!" *silence, shock*
  6. How to eat your food
    A small part of the reason I moved out was because my mom insisted that scalding hot soup had to be eaten immediately.
    Suggested by @TT
  7. Swearing
    No taking to Lord's name in vain in mom's house! Includes OMG.
    Suggested by @NancyMiller