LIES I TELL

I'm turning 26 this year and I'm trying to stop telling even little white lies like "I'll be there in 5" or "I'd love to come to that party!" I want to say what I mean and mean what I say. So here's a confessional of lies I've probably told you before.
  1. "Oh I don't care. We're just playing for fun."
    No we most certainly are not. And if you are, you are exactly the type of person I don't play games with.
  2. "I'm not picky. Wherever you want to eat."
    I am picky. I just don't want you to think I'm high maintenance. The three options are always pizza, sushi or Tex-Mex.
  3. "I'd love to go hiking with you."
    No. I have plans already. It doesn't matter what day it is, I already have plans.
  4. "I don't watch reality TV"
    I'm ranked "Best in Keeping Up With the Kardashian in Washington" on QuizUp. I love Khloe.
  5. "I'm on my way!"
    Read: "I'm on my couch!"
  6. "I'm here."
    I'm about two minutes away, but you take a long time to walk outside to my car so "I'm outside your house" is your 2 minute warning.