WORST THINGS ABOUT HAVING A UNIQUE NAME

  1. No one seems to know how to pronounce it
    Especially teachers in school and Starbucks baristas
  2. Everyone has all sorts of nicknames for you
  3. Good luck souvenir shopping
    I have never been able to find a Janina thing from those tacky souvenir stores
  4. There are no songs named after you
    I wish Maroon 5 made Songs a About Janina instead