REASONS NOT TO GET OUT OF BED

  1. Sick
  2. Still sleepy
  3. Trying to restart a dream
  4. I can work from my laptop, and it's right here
  5. Too warm
    In a good way, as in "these blankets are too warm for me to leave them for the cold, cold room air."
  6. Sex could happen
  7. If you don't start the day, you never have to hate it.