TOP REASONS TO END THIS LUNCH QUICKLY, LA EDITION

  1. I have to get to improv class.
  2. The valet is going on break.
  3. I didn't bring enough to tip.
  4. You're not really a producer.
  5. I have to throw all of this up.
  6. You look different than your Backstage photo.
  7. I have to take naps all day, because I'm unemployed.