TOP REASONS TO END THIS LUNCH QUICKLY, LA EDITION
- •I have to get to improv class.
- •The valet is going on break.
- •I didn't bring enough to tip.
- •You're not really a producer.
- •I have to throw all of this up.
- •You look different than your Backstage photo.
- •I have to take naps all day, because I'm unemployed.