TOP REASONS TO END THIS LUNCH QUICKLY, NY EDITION

  1. I have to get to a stand-up show.
  2. I have to get to my stand-up show.
  3. I think I'm going to miss my train.
  4. It looks like it's about to rain.
  5. I have to get cash from the ATM because this place doesn't take card.
  6. I just saw my ex-boyfriend outside.
  7. I only agreed to this date because I thought you worked in finance.
  8. The L isn't running, and I have a long walk ahead.