TOP REASONS TO END THIS LUNCH QUICKLY, NY EDITION
- •I have to get to a stand-up show.
- •I have to get to my stand-up show.
- •I think I'm going to miss my train.
- •It looks like it's about to rain.
- •I have to get cash from the ATM because this place doesn't take card.
- •I just saw my ex-boyfriend outside.
- •I only agreed to this date because I thought you worked in finance.
- •The L isn't running, and I have a long walk ahead.