A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER WANTS TO TEACH HER CLASS ABOUT THE 5 SENSES

Inspired by @HisDudeness and all the others.
  1. She gets to the sense of taste.
  2. So she gives the class a Cherry Lifesaver. "Okay class, who can tell me what flavor this is?"
  3. The whole class shouts out "cherry"!
  4. Next she gives them a Peppermint Lifesaver. " Now class, what flavor is this"?
  5. "Peppermint".
  6. Hmmm she thinks this is too easy. So she gives them all a Honey Lifesaver.
  7. "Okay class, who can tell me what flavor this is"?
  8. Silence.
  9. The class concentrates hard, but no one can guess.
  10. "Okay I'll give you a hint. It's something your Mommy may call your Daddy".
  11. Little Jenny in the the back of the room stands up and yells
  12. "Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an asshole!