A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER WANTS TO TEACH HER CLASS ABOUT THE 5 SENSES
Inspired by @HisDudeness and all the others.
- •She gets to the sense of taste.
- •So she gives the class a Cherry Lifesaver. "Okay class, who can tell me what flavor this is?"
- •The whole class shouts out "cherry"!
- •Next she gives them a Peppermint Lifesaver. " Now class, what flavor is this"?
- •Hmmm she thinks this is too easy. So she gives them all a Honey Lifesaver.
- •"Okay class, who can tell me what flavor this is"?
- •The class concentrates hard, but no one can guess.
- •"Okay I'll give you a hint. It's something your Mommy may call your Daddy".
- •Little Jenny in the the back of the room stands up and yells
- •"Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an asshole!