Inspired by @BWN_7 @andersun @ChrisK et al
  1. Throw me in a hot skillet of bacon grease
  2. Stir me passionately and consistently
  3. Until I turn the color of peanut butter
  4. Then throw me in the pot with chicken and sausage.
  5. Whisper softly in my ear. Gumbo guuummmbbbboooo
  6. Now EAT ME.