IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. Or is it?
- •If you were planning on dropping by with presents, I won't be here. My husband is taking me out for the whole day and night. Woohoo. 💃🏼
- •So here's the thing.
- •I was born in Japan.
- •On September 3rd.None of your business how long ago.
- •But Japan is across the International Date Line.
- •So it was still September 2nd here in the States when I was born.
- •So shouldn't that be my birthday?
- •Did I just miss my own birthday?😟
- •Oh well, where's the wine?