1. To set the stage, we had retired early to the boudoir in order to watch the last episode of Downton Abby.
  2. We caught the end of a retrospective.
  3. And that's when it happened.
  4. He told me who he might leave me for.
  5. I thought I had misheard him.
  6. Say that again.
  7. I might leave your ass for Dame Maggie Smith.
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  9. I'm not that worried though; he couldn't stay awake for the whole episode.
  10. On the other hand, I couldn't think of a single reason why he shouldn't leave me for this awesome lady.
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  11. That's okay. I'd leave him for Judy Dench
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