THE SHOCKING REVELATION MY HUSBAND MADE LAST NIGHT.

  1. To set the stage, we had retired early to the boudoir in order to watch the last episode of Downton Abby.
  2. We caught the end of a retrospective.
  3. And that's when it happened.
  4. He told me who he might leave me for.
  5. I thought I had misheard him.
  6. Say that again.
  7. I might leave your ass for Dame Maggie Smith.
  8. .
  9. I'm not that worried though; he couldn't stay awake for the whole episode.
  10. On the other hand, I couldn't think of a single reason why he shouldn't leave me for this awesome lady.
  11. That's okay. I'd leave him for Judy Dench