THE THIRD AND FINAL TIME I GOT FLASHED

This is 3rd and final (and best) installment of my series of lists on being flashed
  1. Again I'm walking my dog Dulcie in Fort Tryon Park
  2. It's early morning
  3. A lovely spring day
  4. Life is good.
  5. I'm walking up the hilly pathway
  6. I round the corner
  7. There he is
  8. Standing up high on the rocky outcropping
  9. And there is his dick
  10. Hanging over the waistband of his lowered sweatpants
  11. I stop
  12. I yell
  13. PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK BACK IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS
  14. He is shocked
  15. I whip out my cell phone
  16. I'M CALLING THE COPs
  17. A lie because there's no cell reception there, I know
  18. He starts backing up and trying to pull up his pants at the same time
  19. He stumbles
  20. He falls on his backside
  21. And finally scrambles away
  22. I feel AWESOME!!!!!