What My Dogs Will Offer In Their Bow Wowtastic Monthly Subscription Box
Inspired by @Grosstastic
- •One pair of underwear (men's or women's) that Pancho sneaks out of the laundry basket and drags through the mud in the backyard.
- •One eviscerated squeaky toyWe've done the hard work. You're welcome.
- •One spawn of the She-Devil who haunts the front yard.Why has Human Lady taken to feeding these abominations?
- •One picture of our favorite actress.Her name kinda rhymes with TREAT so we go into spastic raptures when we hear her spoken of.
- •One can of our favorite Meryl Streep.Just. The. Best.
- •One special rock chosen by PepperNo reason to leave these where Human Lady put them. Let's spread them around.
- •One Newsletter from Stretch on how to be the perfect dog and win lots of Meryl Streeps.
- •One roughly used blanket that Human Lady has bought for couch but surreptitiously repurposed by Human Man for doggie beds.Includes complimentary layer of dog hair in white, yellow and brown.