Why you cannot kiss me before my first cup of coffee

  1. Because I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
  2. I know dental hygiene is important
  3. But my first cup of coffee is important too.
  4. And I refuse to desecrate it with toothpaste taste.
  5. So you're gonna have to wait to kiss my luscious lips.
  6. Interesting side note. I have a friend who claims that drinking Bloody Mary's is a substitute for brushing teeth.