Why you cannot kiss me before my first cup of coffee
- •Because I haven't brushed my teeth yet.Duh
- •I know dental hygiene is important
- •But my first cup of coffee is important too.
- •And I refuse to desecrate it with toothpaste taste.
- •So you're gonna have to wait to kiss my luscious lips.
- •Interesting side note. I have a friend who claims that drinking Bloody Mary's is a substitute for brushing teeth.Thoughts???