WOULD I BE JUSTIFIED IF

  1. I strangled my husband?
  2. Not to death of course.
  3. Because I love him.
  4. And he makes really good breakfasts.
  5. But right now
  6. And for the last half an hour
  7. He's using the Directtv remote
  8. To look up the cast of every show on our list
  9. And tell me where everyone was born.
  10. Yeah Gilbert you look wonderful.
    He said that not me.
  11. What? What did you say?
  12. Billy Bob Thornton is five years younger than me, but he looks older.
  13. Yes darling you look wonderful.
  14. Sigh😒