Allow me to listroduce myself

My name is Jarret J.
  1. I am 44 years old.
    Picture from my last birthday.
  2. I am single and live by myself.
  3. I have lived in Wisconsin all my life.
    Cities and towns I have lived in: * Raymond, WI * Milwaukee, WI * Greenfield, WI * West Allis, WI * Racine, WI * Kenosha, WI * Princeton, WI (current)
  4. My parents are 73 and still alive.
  5. I am the youngest of 3 children but also the oldest of 3 children.
    I have a sister who is 51 and a brother who is 47. ☆Further explanation to follow.
  6. My parents and I do not talk to my sister and brother.
    Not by our choice, they just decided to stop talking to us. I was never even told why but I assume it has something to do with my dad being an alcoholic.
  7. My mom adopted 2 teddy bear shih tzus in 2010.
    Their names are Jack and Jill ☆She now refers to them as my brother and sister and since we don't talk to the other ones I am now the oldest.
  8. I have been overweight all my life.
    I have been dieting since I was 10 years old, it hasn't worked. Thus, I have resigned to the fact I will never be average size.
  9. I have a few very close friends, the rest I consider acquaintances.
    I actually have more friends online that I have never met in person, but would love to, than in my real life.
  10. I love American football, the Green Bay Packers are my team.
    Go Pack Go!
  11. I love movies, especially sci-fi and romcoms.
    I am a whovian through and through.
  12. I love to cook and bake for other people but only for fun.
    My mom and grandma taught me how to cook and bake. With out them I would know nothing.
  13. I have been told I am very creative. I don't see it. Also, I have been told I am a big kid which I guess is where the creativity comes from, my imagination.
    One of my creations made from rice krispies treats and jelly beans and chocolate for the wings.
  14. I try to be nice to everyone until they screw me over, then get the f#! $ out of my life.
  15. I wish I was more tech savvy.
    I have a smartphone, a laptop, a smart tv, and a WiiU but I want a tablet. I just don't know what to get. I have tried the cheap ones and they are crap. I think I am gonna try a Samsung since that's the type of phone I have.
  16. I HATE to be touched.
    Not to say that I will run away but I feel very uncomfortable anytime someone touches me unless I know them really well and even then it's just a quick hug.