LISTQUIZ: WHEN IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO EAT NACHOS IN A MOVIE THEATER?

  1. A. After Labor Day
  2. B. You're IN the movie
  3. C. At a midnight screening of Nacho Libre with free nachos courtesy of the Global Nacho Council
  4. D. Under doctor's orders to correct a life-threatening nacho deficiency
  5. E. Fucking never
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  14. ANSWER: E
    A movie theater is not the place to chew the world's loudest food. I can hear people eating nachos RIGHT NOW and I'm sitting in my living room. If you want to complement cinema with nachos so badly, go to Juárez, where you will be kidnapped and murdered. There, now everyone's happy.