PRO-PLANNED PARENTHOOD "JOKES"

  1. Some people think Planned Parenthood only helps pregnant teenagers who want an abortion. That's not true. We all benefit from that
  2. I am not pro-choice. Sometimes it should be mandatory
  3. It's not about valuing people as property, it's about people's property values
  4. Who gives a fuck if Planned Parenthood sells aborted fetal tissue for stem cell research. The entire POINT of Planned Parenthood is to prevent babies from ending up in the trash
  5. Actually, taking a broke teen pregnant with a daughter to Planned Parenthood is a good way to prevent the selling of her body down the line
  6. Oh please, if the teenage daughter of your average evangelical Christian got impregnated by a black guy he'd be the first one to go get fucked up the ass by a male hooker
  7. If you have a problem with "playing God" you shouldn't be allowed to play Flappy Birds or Halo, either
  8. The very reason I support taxpayer-funded abortion is because I don't think taxpayers should have to pay for unplanned pregnancies