TOP 5 FUNNIEST THINGS YOU CAN SAY

  1. 1.
    "Is this thing on?"
  2. 2.
    "So I says to her, I says..."
  3. 3.
    "So I says to myself, 'Self...'"
  4. 4.
    "Not since Superman died." [answer to "Got a match?"]
  5. 5.
    "Your other left."