TOP TEN ACCEPTABLE REASONS FOR UNFRIENDING ME ON FACEBOOK

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    "Oh, Jesus Christ, JG, calm down. I didn't 'unfriend you,' I quit Facebook entirely, okay? The world does not revolve around you."
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