What April Looks Like In My Phone

My existence on this app is a ploy to get BJ Novak to notice me also I'm having a great time
  1. Me avoiding myself and articles I've yet to read
  2. I was falling asleep but then I remembered I had this on DVD
  3. I went to souplantation for the first time
  4. I went to the Getty for extra credit even tho I have an a+ in the class
  5. This song saved my life
  6. This wasn't in April but still burns
  7. My home screen
  8. Lock screen