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aka: what every twenty or thirty something should know
- •Never date someone named Tom
- •If eyelash glue becomes a part of your daily routine, do not pass go do not collect $200
- •Boys Trips don't end well
Ho Ho Hell No
- 6.The outrageous abundance of vaguely glamours perfume commercials
- 5.Awkward Family Conversations 😳
- 4.Re-gifting or receiving a re-gifted gift
This thing is coming out in twelve years guys...really....fo' really.
- 1.This childhood is brought to you in part by Poptarts.
- 2.Middle School Theatre (I must be the star)
- 3.And then I realized I liked boys...a lot
- •"Life's too short so eat the lobster mac & cheese" - my mother
- •"Where there's a Will, there's a William" - from my unpublished guide to dating
- •"Don't date crazy" - my mother
- 1.Breaking Bad
- 2.America's Next Top Model
- 3.The Office
Play with friends while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Take a drink every time:
- 1.Someone is eating take out
- 2.When someone takes a selfie
- 3.Any mention of Rob's weight/life choices
- 1.November started two days agoHow do we go from Monster Mash to Jingle Bells?
- 2.The WeatherI can still order my coffee iced without getting a judgmental "are you sure" look from the barista, it's too soon for peppermint flavored anything.
- 3.The Red Cupswon't make Santa come any faster
- 4.Fall Menu > Holiday Menuif you get rid of those pumpkin scones....