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aka: what every twenty or thirty something should know
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    Never date someone named Tom
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    If eyelash glue becomes a part of your daily routine, do not pass go do not collect $200
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    Boys Trips don't end well
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    The outrageous abundance of vaguely glamours perfume commercials
  2. 5.
    Awkward Family Conversations 😳
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    Re-gifting or receiving a re-gifted gift
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This thing is coming out in twelve years guys...really....fo' really.
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    This childhood is brought to you in part by Poptarts.
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    Middle School Theatre (I must be the star)
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    And then I realized I liked boys...a lot
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    "Life's too short so eat the lobster mac & cheese" - my mother
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    "Where there's a Will, there's a William" - from my unpublished guide to dating
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    "Don't date crazy" - my mother
4 more...
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    Breaking Bad
  2. 2.
    America's Next Top Model
  3. 3.
    The Office
Play with friends while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Take a drink every time:
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    Someone is eating take out
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    When someone takes a selfie
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    Any mention of Rob's weight/life choices
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  1. 1.
    November started two days ago
    How do we go from Monster Mash to Jingle Bells?
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    The Weather
    I can still order my coffee iced without getting a judgmental "are you sure" look from the barista, it's too soon for peppermint flavored anything.
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    The Red Cups
    won't make Santa come any faster
  4. 4.
    Fall Menu > Holiday Menu
    if you get rid of those pumpkin scones....