Annoying Things I Do

  1. Set my alarm for the time I need to leave, instead of the time I should get up with enough time to get ready.
  2. Assume it takes me 20 minutes to get anywhere.
  3. Show up late or obnoxiously early, there's no in between.
  4. Make jokes about being late, but I really also feel super terrible for it.
  5. Call and say "yea I'm looking for parking!" Even though I know I'm still about 15 minutes away.