Book About My Life

Seriously considering writing a memoir of my embarrassing life as a kid.
  1. I was at least 50 pounds overweight in elementary school.
  2. I have many embarrassing stories. Including falling in a giant pile of geese poop at the park.
  3. I have a glamour shot wearing a teal Chilly Willy tee shirt. This photo would certainly be the cover.
  4. I tend to think I'm hilarious.