It's getting out of control; here's a list of ways I'll take my coffee.
  1. A day old.
  2. Cold.
  3. Room temp.
  4. Hot.
  5. Iced.
  6. Black, always.
  7. From a gas station.
  8. From a diner.
  9. When it's Friday and I'm proud of myself from a Starbucks.