Things People Have Said To Me On First Dates.

After my divorce I serial dated for a minute, it was wild. Here's a snippet of some of the odd things that have been said to me.
  1. "Your head is bigger in person than I thought it would be, but you're still hot."
  2. "Some people use old pictures where they're skinnier, you look good, like I want to see you naked." .... CHECK PLEASE
  3. "I was so nervous I drank 3 beers and did shots of fireball before coming."
  4. "Niiiiiiiice"
  5. "So we are going to split this bill, right?"