Weird Things Clients Have Said to ME at Work...

This will be a running list as I do in home social work. That being said I encounter many different people, with many different personalities.
  1. Your eye make-up is sparkley!!! Do you moonlight doing other jobs on the weekend?
  2. What size shoes do you wear?
  3. If you are going to get rid of any clothes I'll take them.
  4. How do you not have kids?
  5. Is anybody home at your house right now?
  6. I bought you this ice cream and you're going to eat it!!!
  7. You've never tasted ox neck?
  8. You move majestic, like a horse. I can't put into words the way you make me feel.