I am so exhausted..
  1. Adderall
    Because nothing says healthy like a controlled form of meth
  2. Nos
    Because a canned energy drink called "Nos" sounds safe
  3. Skydiving
    Because on your way to the office, a quick jump out of a plane will guarantee the digestive security of your last meal
  4. Bangs
    I don't know how this would give you energy but fuck it who doesn't want bangs.