HIGH SCHOOL MASCOTS I SWEAR ARE REAL

These school districts went way beyond Eagles and Tigers and Bears.
  1. Hoopeston Area Cornjerkers (Illinois)
  2. Laurel Hill Hoboes (Florida)
  3. Chinook Sugarbeeters (Montana)
  4. Watersmeet Nimrods (Michigan)
  5. Live Oak Acorns (California)
  6. Rocky Ford Meloneers (Colorado)
  7. Centralia High School Orphans & Annies (Illinois)
  8. Arkansas School for the Deaf Leopards
  9. Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes (Arizona)
    Not quite as spectacular as yours but still pretty funny.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  10. Central High School Cobblers
    Yes, as in people who make shoes.
    Suggested by   @serri
  11. Butternut Midgets (Wisconsin)
    Suggested by   @mlb
  12. Friends School Fighting Quakers (Maryland)
    My high school mascot was literally the Quaker Oats guy cc: @josephine
    Suggested by   @RachelP
  13. Tillamook Cheesemakers (Oregon)
    Suggested by   @eprowell
  14. Air Academy High School Kadets
    It's a public high school on the Air Force Academy grounds. "Cadets" are Air Force Academy students. "Kadets" are...uh...
    Suggested by   @EricElkins
  15. the Webb Feet
    intimidating, right...?
    Suggested by   @mkenzy