Why I hate Prom
It's prom season. Here's why I'm not going:
- •It's expensive as shitWhat the hell? 100 dollars to eat some mediocre food and listen to some generic pop music???
- •Table CapacityWhere I live, there's a mandatory capacity of 10. That's right, you HAVE to have exactly 10 people. And while it shouldn't really be a big deal, asking high schoolers to form a group of 9 other people is a recipe for disaster.
- •The foodHoly shit, (at least where I live) the food has the worst taste to price ratio of all time. I swear to god, the food is there for more aesthetic purposes than actually eating purposes. Like this shit makes British food taste flavorful.
- •The promposalExpectation: A grand gesture that is incredibly touching. Reality: the shittiest pun of all-time. Like somebody said "It would be cool if you would come shake it with me to prom." And then he gave her a milkshake. I think we can all agree that that is unequivocally shitty.