1. Tilda Swinton
    For the alienness.
  2. Bjork
    To see how she'd get on with Tilda.
  3. Walt Disney
    For the mustache.
  4. Jane Austen
    For the accent.
  5. Oprah
    To be on my Scattegories team.
  6. Joan Rivers
    For her roast.
  7. Cornel West
    So he could say grace.
  8. Chuck Klosterman
    For self-awareness and relating pop culture relevance of our all being here.
    Suggested by @NoahGeisel