1. Can't believe I ate all that.
  2. This rewrite sucks. I'm definitely getting fired.
  3. I smoked three cigarettes today after I promised my friend with cancer I'll quit. I'm a monster.
  4. Need to learn how to sleep at a proper time. Or learn how to use ambien.
  5. Probably the only gay in Brooklyn with muffin tops.
  6. Will I ever talk to my dad for more than a minute at a time about something besides the weather?
  7. That email I just sent had a typo in it. They probably think I'm an idiot now.
  8. Quite possibly the world's worst boyfriend.
  9. Officially in sweats for over 24 hours now.
  10. Repeat.