Things I've Done on the Train to Avoid Talking to People I Know

  1. Pretend to get a phone call even though there's no service.
  2. Write in my journal aka on a paper napkin I got at Bergen Bagels.
  3. Put on sunglasses and act like I'm not recognizable bc of my sunglasses.
  4. Email my mom about what haircut I should get.
  5. Eat a second Kind bar of the day and become instantly sadder.
  6. Organize my photos into albums of 1.
  7. Make a grocery list for fantasy dinner party.
  8. Meditate (read: nap).
  9. Listen to Ashanti.