Things I've Done on the Train to Avoid Talking to People I Know
- •Pretend to get a phone call even though there's no service.
- •Write in my journal aka on a paper napkin I got at Bergen Bagels.
- •Put on sunglasses and act like I'm not recognizable bc of my sunglasses.
- •Email my mom about what haircut I should get.
- •Eat a second Kind bar of the day and become instantly sadder.
- •Organize my photos into albums of 1.
- •Make a grocery list for fantasy dinner party.
- •Meditate (read: nap).
- •Listen to Ashanti.