Thoughts of an Asian Man While Going Platinum Blonde
My 4 hour journey to tweendom.
- •Can my hair go THIS blonde?
- •And can I return it if it doesn't fit?
- •Okay I'm doing it.
- •It's happening. Omg, cute kids alert! Look of horror? Wonder? Both?
- •Is my scalp supposed to tingle this much?
- •Holy shit! My scalp is burning! It is burning!
- •Ummm. Why is it ORANGE?
- •Got it. Do I really have to do it 2 more times before it goes platinum?
- •I can't believe I have to be here for another two hours. Should I like write a play or learn to crochet or something?
- •I wonder what my colorist is thinking... Maybe it has something to do with his hat.
- •People will still take me seriously, right? Right?
- •No one takes me seriously anyway so who cares!
- •I've done it. I finally look like an extra from a Twilight movie.
- •That guy on the street just pointed at me and smiled! I think it's a hit!
- •Nope, my fly is open.
- •Who wore it best?