INDEPENDENCE DAY SPENT AT A WORK CAFETERIA

  1. What monster ate all the red ones?
  2. Is there any dip left for these crumbs?
  3. Oh wait, Is that bucket Queso? Why is it so depressed?
  4. There's always cereal (sigh) no fucking milk...
  5. Saved by the last cut in half I'm watching my beach bod pastry.