REASONS I DONT LET YOU PIGGY BACK YOUR WAY INTO MY BUILDING TO DRINK ON MY ROOF... YOU DICK!

  1. I hear you say- That's my Mother Fucker! as you grab the door behind me, while you're actually trespassing while confusing me thinking I'm your mother fucking main bitch...
  2. You ask if there's a elevator to the top...
  3. You have plastic bags full of cheep beer looking clumsier than your date.
  4. You ask if you can bum a cigaret while you piss on the street.
  5. You're wearing something I fucking hate, probably something you like.
  6. You smile to much...
  7. You talk about topics and alienate yourself from anyone who wants to die or fuck, whomever are more fun then you.